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Ticker-Tract Parade

I walk
The straight and narrow
I walk
A thin white line
And any
Friend of atheists
Is not
A friend of mine
I’m a decent Christian man
I judge not
Lest I be judged
I sing
The right praise songs
But do not try
To ease my burden
I know
You aren’t as strong
I’m a decent Christian man
Through this
Avalanche of sinners
Through this
Aging locust swarm
Through
The cavalcade
Of the baby saved
By my ticker-tract parades
Still I remain
A decent Christian man